alternate universe spidermans

while this list could technically be used with any superhero the authors strongly urge you to only do spidermans

art by james stokoe

IN THIS UNIVERSE SPIDERMAN IS:

1. black
2. a fish guy
3. a robot
4. a ghost
5. a girl
6. the only normal guy in a world of spidermans
7. actually a different, shittier kind of bug
8. just like a million spiders in the shape of a man
9. a spider with all the powers of a man
10. a muppet
11. a nazi
12. a character in a *musical*
13. an anime pretty boy
14. a wuxia hero
15. a pirate
16. steampunk cyberpunk a punk
17. a talking car
18. a my little pony
19. a sonic the hedgehog
20. sponsored by adidas
21. the straight man for a bunch of wisecracking villains
22. a villain
23. a crime boss
24. the president
25. russian in a world where communism won
26. a carnival freak
27. a private dick
28. a gladiator in ancient rome
29. in space
30. a mad max biker guy
31. a bird
32. like an actual real nerd, a gross horrible incel
33. a dracula
34. a caveman
35. in a band
36. the world's greatest rapper
37. devoutly catholic
38. a MAGA chud
39. a huge stoner
40. a heroin addict
41. a professional wrestler
42. homeless
43. king of a small european country
44. an overworked single mother of four
45. a disney princess
46. a wizard
47. a shakespeare character
48. fat
49. a venturesome archaeologist
50. a lovable cockney street urchin
51. gay
52. a united states marine
53. british
54. an old west sheriff
55. an ape
56. a youtube celebrity
57. a nascar driver
58. an WWI air ace
59. the size of a spider
60. an ecoterrorist
61. an aztec fighting conquistadors
62. banksy
63. a mime
64. a celebrity chef
65. autistic
66. deaf and blind
67. afflicted by IBS
68. a frankenstein
69. a mummy
70. a baby
71. like ten different people all sharing a costume
72. a pokemon trainer
73. a spirit medium
74. a cab driver
75. an alien
76. uncle ben
77. aunt may
78. j jonah jameson
79. a 30s gangster
80. dictator of a small south american county
81. licensed to kill
82. narcoleptic
83. made of electricity
84. a computer program
85. a skeleton!!?
86. a billionaire playboy
87. a cop
88. actually dead and being weekend at berniesed by the cops
89. a split personality that peter parker doesn't know about
90. a gonzo journalist
91. a nudist
92. a stage magician
93. really old
94. in the kingpin's pay as controlled opposition
95. a dinosaur
96. a knight's squire
97. a serial killer
98. the hulk
99. married to {roll again}
100. you. like whoever you are reading this. its u buddy