Conspiracy theory generator I made in Twine. Play with it. All of these are 100% real by the way.
Saturday 25 March 2017
Thursday 23 March 2017
Kaiju Generator
Base animal
- Ape
- Tortoise
- Crab
- Mantis
- Iguana
- Mole
- Anglerfish
- Spider
- Porcupine
- Nautilus
- Centipede
- Moth
- Bat
- Armadillo
- Toad
- Chameleon
- Vulture
- Scorpion
- Wasp
- Penguin
Powers
- Extra head
- Radioactive
- Fire breath
- Frost breath
- Acid blood
- EMP blast
- Skin parasites
- Shoots spikes
- Shoots webs
- Camouflage
- Burrowing
- Laser eyes
- Summons storms
- Knows judo
- Sonic blast
- Plasma claws
- Atomic self-destruct
- Electrified
- Vents sound-eating fog
- Shed-skin duplicates
Behaviour
- Meeting up with other kaiju to fight
- Meeting up with other kaiju to breed
- Thinks city perfect place to lay eggs
- Already has babies, teaching them to hunt
- Just awoke from hibernation, cranky
- Seeks vengeance on humans who've disturbed its home
- Must kidnap and protect one particular human
- Must find place to weave cocoon and metamorphose into next life-cycle phase
- Restoring balance to nature by destroying artifacts of civilization
- Driven mad by radio transmissions
- Being controlled by pilot creatures that ride it
- Aggravated on purpose by hostile power
- Vanguard of alien invasion
- Hungry
- Hungry for one specific thing, i.e. plutonium
- Thinks city is living thing, trying to communicate with it
- Hiding in city from some greater threat
- Wants to be worshipped as a god
- Claiming city as its territory, marking boundaries with body fluid
- Only wants a friend
Target city
- Tokyo
- Shanghai
- Seoul
- Kuala Lumpur
- Honolulu
- Sydney
- San Francisco
- Las Vegas
- New York
- Washington, DC
- Miami
- Rio de Janeiro
- Buenos Aires
- London
- Moscow
- Venice
- Cairo
- Dubai
- Mumbai
- Cape Town
Greg Broadmore |
Bonus Kaiju
- Kaiser Kong - white ape with black Hitler moustache and spiked Prussian helmet. Grown in lab by German imperialists
- Baroqueus - a Gothic cathedral brought to life by Satanic sorcerers and given humanoid form. The skies around it flock with gargoyles
- Zozobra - a wicker giant that kidnaps children and puts them inside him. Could easily be defeated with fire, but that would kill the children
- Kushiel - an angel of God, sent to purge the city of its sins. Four arms, lidless eyes, flaming sword, thirty stories tall
- Ghostzilla - Godzilla but dead and a ghost. Intangible to buildings but not other kaiju
- Kink Kong - ape in a gimp suit
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