MAGBIKEWORLD

The year is FUTURE. The world is a fucking hole. People did nukes everywhere and now the ground is poisonous metal. A combination of Mad Max*, Ork tech from 40k and Mirrodin. Everybody is fucked up completely, having a pretty good time. Face it, everybody ever has a pretty good time if you give them…

*everything is Mad Max these days that movie was really darn pretty

MAGBIKES

Magbikes work by dragging in air, ionizing it, shooting it around a magnetized spiral to build up speed, firing it down and backwards. Magbikes are unstable and scary and fun and beautiful. Everyone has them because if you touch the ground you die. Here is them:

• Contrail
1. Glittering, ionized dustcloud
2. Aurora-borealis-style light stream
3. Shimmering columns of heat
4. Burn marks on the air
5. Apophenic billows of gas
6. Splintered wake of earth
7. Nauseating subsonic howl
8. Horizontal tornado
• Frame
1. Square jet engine with handles
2. Sleek, melted space Harley
3. Poised, back-heavy jungle cat
4. Sealed polyglass bubbles
5. Pod-racer; chariot dragged by engines
6. Explosion of metal, spines, teeth
7. Symmetrical fulgurite
8. Rider(s) suspended in gyroscope
• Controls
1. Theremin
2. Detached floating wheel
3. EEG impulse helmet
4. ‘Superman’ body rig
5. Touch gel
6. N64 controller
7. Put your face in this hole
8. Surfboard
• Quirk
1. Must manually blow into intake to start engine
2. No airbrakes; can only slow down with sweet wheelies
3. Vibrates at natural frequency of human bone
4. All metal surfaces painfully cold to touch
5. Calibrated to use blood as cooling fluid
6. Supersonic engine hum causes manic depression
7. Becomes frictionless at high enough speeds
8. Weighs 20% of what it should
• ‘Splode
1. Gouts of lightning flow from engine
2. Metal pinwheel torn apart by own dipole
3. Ionic fireball devoid of smoke
4. Slow, silent firework
5. Ripples into atomization
6. Shockwave of steam
7. Torn apart as if by invisible giant
8. Consumed by rust in seconds 

Probably use ‘Splode table roll to find the equivalent of each vehicle shooting out smoke when damaged.

Here are some other things:

MAGTROPOLI

MAGSTORMS

MAGBEASTS

FOR ENCOUNTER TABLE PLEASE SEE MIRRODIN

IF YOU SAY THE WHOLE WORD IT IS BAD LUCK YOU WILL TAKE DAMAGE

YOU

Be what you want there are no rules. There are no wizards but magic is real. Electromagi, Greaseblood Shamans, Void Prophets. Also lasers, swords, rocket launchers. Everything you can dream of but it’s all built in a shed while on drugs. Roll once on the table below for every decade you’ve lived, plus once for good luck.

1. Catfish whiskers
2. Eyes are hunks of photosensitive muscle
3. Kidneys in skull
4. External sinuses
5. Roof of mouth is single large tooth
6. Second, shit tongue under first
7. Eyes blink sideways
8. Lips made of hair
9. Knees backwards
10. Feet flipped on axis; big toes on outside
11. Tastebuds on soles of feet
12. Fur across shoulders, down spine
13. Vestigial tail
14. Vestigial wings
15. Vestigial gills
16. Vestigial sub-brains in heels
17. Webbed fingers
18. Fine black scales down neck and chest
19. Half-sized legs
20. Double-sized legs
21. Star-nosed mole nose
22. Nostrils smeared across cheeks
23. Armpit hair is anemones
24. Whole torso covered in nipples
25. Sapient hair; treat it well it treats you well
26. Hornlike forehead tumor
27. Ribs breach skin
28. Ankle spurs
29. Wrist spurs
30. Extra finger joints
31. Spine forms a knot
32. Two spines
33. Boneless wrists
34. Intestine loops outside skin
35. Navel is anus
36. Huge chest, four lungs
37. Hooves
38. Bony plates on joints
39. Layers of translucent skin, like paperbark
40. Blood flashes into steam on contact with metal
41. Blood has consistency of yogurt
42. No ears, hears with bones
43. Nose upside-down
44. Mouth upside-down. Hard to notice
45. Covered in tiny, functionless pinholes
46. All hair is thin feathers
47. No bones, only cartilage
48. No cartilage, only bone
49. Face muscles paralyzed
50. Brain in backwards
51. Brain stem emerges from base of neck
52. Orangutan arm proportions
53. Pouch w/ jellybean-sized babies
54. Sweats mucus
55. Perpetual nosebleed
56. Teeth stick to each other
57. All front teeth are canines
58. Finger bones rattle
59. Pinhead-sized leukocytes
60. Toenails don’t stay on for more than a week
61. Can’t distinguish between letters and numbers
62. Colour receptors are blue, purple, ultraviolet
63. Sees dark as light, light as dark
64. Doesn’t understand how arguments work
65. Can only play any given piece of music once
66. Can’t hear 4/4 beats
67. Constantly giggles out of back of throat
68. Allergic to bad grammar
69. Allergic to politeness
70. Says everything twice
71. Says everything twice
72. Runs a blog
73. Second, tiny face on neck
74. Mouth on ribs speaks riddles
75. Fleshtunnel through abdomen
76. All hair grows inwards, is visible under skin
77. Blisters in every crevice
78. Inelastic skin, hangs in folds
79. Symmetrical mottling
80. One eye solid cataracts
81. Whole skin is callus
82. At high enough temperatures, melts just a little
83. Migratory warts
84. Pregnant with birds
85. Respiratory system, circulatory system, digestive system, antfarm system
86. Small internal fire warms blood
87. Keeps minor organs in body of dog
88. Dog keeps minor organs in body of you
89. Face like a fish’s face
90. Face like a whole fish
91. Slowly begin to look more and more like whoever you’re talking to
92. Walrus tusks
93. Camel hump
94. Digestive sacks hang from waist
95. Toes are little cactuses
96. Shits flowers
97. Body covered in giant, fractal wrinkle
98. Face like samurai mask
99. Valuable jewel embedded in throat keeps whole system functioning
100. Stupid hair 

 ahaha 'bikings'