d100 Stuffs

This is a big fuck off tabble of normal stuffs that normal people could conceivably have on them and like fiddle with enough for it to be noticeable. You should kill those people and steal the the things and make them part of your schtick because character building.

Click to find out what weird loot this idiot is fiddling with

1. Bag o' dice
2. Snuff box
3. Opera eyeglass dealie
4. Monocle
5. Really blunt butterfly knife
6. Ball-peen hammer on cute utility belt
7. Necklace puzzle thing from Yu-Gi-Oh
8. Prayer beads
9. Pipe
10. Sketchpad
11. Bonsai tree in glass bubble
12. Sea monkeys in glass bubble
13. Good luck charm
14. Foreign language dictionary
15. Nutcracker
16. Bag o' sunflower seeds
17. Ruler, protractor, abacus
18. Palm-sized idol of dead god
19. Ball-on-a-string
20. Oracle bones (don't work)
21. Straw hat
22. Tricorn hat
23. Tall hat
24. Broad hat
25. Colourful felt hat
26. Hat w/ bells
27. Medieval beanie equivalent
28. Hand-knitted hat
29. Non-shit fedora
30. Shit fedora
31. Pocket-watchy sundial/star map
32. Broken compass
33. String of shrunken monkey heads
34. Clockwork beetle
35. Playing cards
36. Erotic playing cards
37. Poorly-scribed holy book
38. Beaten-to-shit teddy bear
39. Knitted scarf
40. Small flute
41. Pet rock
42. Pet dried toad
43. Kaleidoscope
44. Locket w/ stranger's hair
45. Dominoes
46. Ghost in a jar
47. Ghost of crab in a jar
48. Quillpen and ink
49. Hammer and chisel
50. Leather notebook etched with picture of unicorn
51. Magic 8-ball
52. Walking stick
53. Really lovely vest
54. Music box
55. Hand mirror
56. Conch shell
57. Slightly creepy cloth doll
58. Stuffed canary
59. Very large, very old coin
60. Dried mouse heads
61. Fisherman's cap
62. Hat w/ buckles
63. Reversible hat; one side filthy
64. Toortsog w/ tassels
65. Skull cap made of actual skull
66. Bandanna with flowery motif
67. Greasy newspaper folded into captain's hat
68. Hat from fertility festival. Wildly inappropriate
69. Huge powdered wig
70. Almost-entirely-eaten helmet
71. Slightly overlarge copper ring
72. Tin of caviar from by-gone era
73. Satchel of potpourri
74. Tiny violin
75. Holy symbol shaped like torture device
76. Crab claw
77. Oyster shells
78. Seed pearls
79. Fingernail-sized chunk of fool's gold
80. Geode
81. Miniature bagpipes
82. Very well preserved jerky sausage
83. Winding key for something clockwork
84. Scrimshaw
85. Whittling knife
86. Quill pen and ink
87. Vellum
88. Snowglobe
89. Thumbscrews
90. Extra shoelaces
91. Half a lockpick
92. Box of watercolours
93. Pouch of tobacco
94. Flask with ever-present thimbleful of potent liquor
95. Hourglass
96. Caged fairy
97. Political manifesto
98. Pamphlet about immigrants
99. Sealed letter
100. Potato stamp