Bigger Rations

Ration systems have always kind of shat me off. They're either a pedantic, flavourless mini-game of addition and subtraction or they're totally forgotten about. In order to make rations more interesting I have done the only sensible thing and made them bigger.

These should now work as practical, reasonable loot and also maybe be actual useful tools for once.

You All Spend The Next Week Eating A

1. child-sized sack of dates
2. animal carcass
3. cask of olives in oil
4. rack of fish
5. salted rat king
6. enormous clay pot of pickles
7. crate of fruitcakes
8. cauldron of thick soup
9. bunch of bunches of bananas
10. single, enormously long sausage
11. bale of nutritious but bitter herbs
12. stack of stale pies
13. small tin of brownish lard
14. bundle of gristly bones
15. flock of live chickens
16. wheel of cheese
17. ten-foot stale baguette
18. necklace of dried toads
19. potted pear tree
20. pyramid of pineapples

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