Spoop House Bingo

spoop house is where the ghostman be. if ur gonna go into the spoop house you gotta rememer your spoop bingo which look like this:

dead leaves in corners even though no trees	CREEEAAAAKKKKK	there keep happening blood	babbies	wind noises
aspergers	house owner is scary OR creepy (or both!!)	incest	the doors keep opening (but nobody opened them!!)	anybody limping
a spooky story about basically anything	lots of organ music	____________  |    _            _    |  |   |_ |         | _|  |  \          /_\         /    \                    /     |_|_|_|_|_|_|	moths OR birds	there are flies crawling around but their bodies are all broken they should be dead (wow)
shit poems	the 1890s	cats but specially LOTSA cats	in the mirror there is a person (but they aren't in the not mirror)	lots of organs
everyone in the house is either evil or suuuuuper dumb	cold bits	cripples	a man that comes up to you and says 'that house is ghosts!!!'	mysteries

and be careful cause you dont yell bingo instead there are ghosts and you gotta RUN!!!!

Bigger Rations

Ration systems have always kind of shat me off. They're either a pedantic, flavourless mini-game of addition and subtraction or they're totally forgotten about. In order to make rations more interesting I have done the only sensible thing and made them bigger.

These should now work as practical, reasonable loot and also maybe be actual useful tools for once.

You All Spend The Next Week Eating A

1. child-sized sack of dates
2. animal carcass
3. cask of olives in oil
4. rack of fish
5. salted rat king
6. enormous clay pot of pickles
7. crate of fruitcakes
8. cauldron of thick soup
9. bunch of bunches of bananas
10. single, enormously long sausage
11. bale of nutritious but bitter herbs
12. stack of stale pies
13. small tin of brownish lard
14. bundle of gristly bones
15. flock of live chickens
16. wheel of cheese
17. ten-foot stale baguette
18. necklace of dried toads
19. potted pear tree
20. pyramid of pineapples

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Professions in the Belt

1. Asteroid Miner
2. Comet Hauler
3. Battery Salesman
4. AI Breeder
5. Marshal
6. Pilot
7. Guide
8. Noodle Shop Owner
9. Brewer
10. Trafficker
11. Undertaker
12. Drone Trainer
13. Mechanic
14. Worm Farmer
15. Mendicant
16. Card Sharp
17. Welder
18. Tracker
19. Minesweeper
20. Ratcatcher
21. Bodyguard
22. Safecracker
23. Bandit
24. Unionist
25. Factory Worker
26. Anarchist
27. Navigator
28. Gunner
29. Solar Sailor
30. Horticulturalist
31. Lensgrinder
32. Electrician
33. Plumber
34. Drycleaner
35. Doctor
36. Counselor
37. Salvager
38. Radiation Scrubber
39. Organ Trader
40. Cook
41. Gas Merchant
42. Hitman
43. Clock Synchronizer
44. Trucker
45. Saloon Owner
46. Barkeep
47. Companion
48. Pawnbroker
49. Wine Microbiologist
50. Pornstar