- rubber ducks
- ceramic owls
- cardboard flags
- fancy santas
- faulty vacuums
- rechargeable batteries
- art deco lamps
- mouldy twinkies
- bugged telephones
- easter themed fondue sets
- musical plaques
- child-friendly steak knives
- edible houseplants
- animatronic action figures
- star war lunchboxes
- bootleg dvds
- roboticized shaving kits
- lockable money boxes
- deconstructed speakers
- pink vibrators
or 2d20, descriptor and detritus
- Rusty, with a broken O2 cycler. Captain is a drunk
- Fresh-painted, with a custom stardome. Captain is a nudist
- In neon, with a laser projector array. Captain is a gamer
- Leaky, with duct tape repairs. Captain is a child
- Stolen, with bullet holes in the hull. Captain is a paranoiac
- Badly-driven, with a smoking engine. Captain is an insomniac
- Chromed, with dekotora accessories. Captain is a hoarder
- Latexed, with a promiscuously-shaped chassis. Captain is a pervert
- Precisely maintained, with a jury-rigged cannon. Captain is drug dealer
- Graffitied, with a studio and darkroom. Captain is an artist
- Stuccoed, with a pizza oven and greenhouse. Captain is a gourmand
- On fire, with an over-stocked hold. Captain is a compulsive liar
- Factory-fresh, with too many antennae. Captain is a cop
- Overgrown, with a hazy atmosphere. Captain is an eco-terrorist
- Broadcasting nu-metal, with blacked out viewports. Captain is a goth
- Plastered with adverts, with a vending machine collection. Captain is a retro enthusiast
- Speeding, with incendiary bumper stickers. Captain is a racist
- Oversized, with flame decals. Captain is a gentle giant
- Heavily reconditioned, with a defunct asteroid drill. Captain is a prepper
- Art deco, with a bonsai garden. Captain is a robot
or 3d20; aesthetic, accessories, aviator
1d3 crew members per ship c'mon |
- Adi Parva
- Poboy Ranchero
- Hardbody Wang
- Corona Vocal
- Jainie Eightstreet
- Doc Broccoli
- Seabury Chrust
- Litmus Bic
- Taco Softshell
- Banjo Bumperton
- Slazenger Fats
- Collegiate Lam
- Hijack Lojack
- Teacup Zephyrson
- Pluck Gocard
- Ratrick Goggins
- Lu Monsanto
- Bok Choi
- Benzene Infomatic
- Acceptable Tub
2d20 names. If your dice add to 10, 3d20 instead
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