a peeper deeper

READY TO HARVEST IN THE WITCH'S GARDEN

roll a d4, +0 for summer, +3 for fall, etc, or whatever precision suits your calendar
rolls 13+ wrap back to start of table

1 spring, summer	birdnests, plucked from the bough just when their chicks are fledged can be held over the mouth to filter noxious airs burnt, their smudged smoke is insufferable to any spirit of great age	7 winter, fall	eyecap mushrooms grow in pairs eat one to see out the other eat both to go blind for a day
2 summer	manyams are plucked before they grow too ripe and boisterous they can be stored anywhere they are sealed from the light, but are most productive when put to work straight away do not let them unionise	8 winter	dug up from between the roots of trees and sucked on a frozen toad confers a rapturous nostalgia, claimed by addicts to give great insight the venom, extracted, inflicts the same effect
3 summer	malodorous skunk cabbage draws pollinating beetles and the hungry dead the peppery leaves announce their deadly poison with swells and burns on contact careful doses cause numbness, can treat burns or constipation	9 winter	when held in the mouth, black cockerel eggs corporealise a possession within their victim's flesh when baked they make devilish good cakes
4 summer, fall	after slow and careful drying through summer, broomsticks are best trained in fall gusts it's wisest to spend the first season simply sweeping with a new broom, but they can yet be ridden, given enough skill or determination	10 winter, spring	holding last grasps of frost, hoary aurgelmir grows in thick lichenous beards on bowed trees its tea cools fever its essence, drops wrung from the bale, can douse campfires
5 fall	salmon eggs can be collected by the bucket, though this is inadvisable as they attract bears crushed with herbs and birdsnests they're a rejuvenating tonic left to rot, a dispeptic binding agent for curses and troll cakes	11 spring	false fir cones crack when burnt or struck, mouselike seeds wiggling backwards from their pod great impersonations, make adroit messengers, spies remember everything heard, even when they're trees grown
6 fall	pumpkin-spice leaves dry out on the vine by mid fall crumble readily into a powerful desiccant powder the powder, heated, smells irresistibly delicious	12 spring	bathwater is most potent if not collected every spring reliable cleaning agent for most household stains functionally the same as holy water

FOODWEB GENERATOR
animals eat whatever's rolled immediately after them. definitely add branches!
however you roll will change characteristics of the ecosystems you can generate:
 - to make more real ecosystems, decrease your die size after every roll (bunching up the lower orders of life) and add the result of your roll to depth (no bear-eating grasses here!)
 - get a lil more hectic by adding less than the die-size each roll (more role reversals), and using larger dice (blurrier categories for life)

	normal	underfoot	kooky	space
1	humanoid	gopher	bear	crab
2	canid	rat	boa	tick
3	felid	mole	sloth	eel
4	bird	spider	chokeoak	bacterium
5	mustelid	millipede	wolve	clam
6	deer	ant	stag	ant
7	spider	worm	wasp	krill
8	bird	beetle	orchid	fungus
9	bug	ant	toad	epiphyte
10	grub	worm	wurm	coral
11	vine	bacterium	blackfly	algae
12+	tree	fungus	humans	bacteria

CATACOMBS
If you're down here with the blessing of a priest you just go through each room in order. Otherwise, I'd go ahead and roll separate d4s for graves, goods and guardians on each level. Spooky!
Potential plot hook: someone in town wailing that their beloved has been buried alive for political reasons

	grave	gravegood	guardian
1	natural rock, thickly worked in charcoal and ochre. herds of careful-sketched ancient beasts come alive in the torchlight	stone arrow heads, lumpy wooden figures, a misshapen pot. all given potency by uncounted aeons	sabretoothed spirits prowl through charcoal arcs. touch the walls and face possession by primordial hungers
2	stonemason's shaft, letting air and workers into the lower levels without disturbing the shallow older tombs	pickaxes, buckets, chisels and carts. some nice chunks of pyrite	holy mason, dustmask insulated with layer of scripture. better handle on architecture than current politics
3	hollow walls and the occasional pit. ingenious traps rotted away to mildew and stone	jars of depressurised acid, a basket full of snake bones. meticulous, illegible plans for marvellous, lethal devices	angry dust. made up more of dirt than actual body. hates having the air disturbed, would be very happy if you trapped it in a bag
4	descriptions of the underworld in faded paint. a little cartoonish, but still bittersweet beautiful	stone-eyed scultpures of leering beastial gods. carefully-wrapped creatures, cats and birds and a few apex predators	bone-dry mummies. arms bound in thin bronze torcs, hands clutching thin bronze spears, still sharp after a thousand years
5	stacked stones and piles of enemy skulls. graven runes render grim prophecy	a cache of silver icons and a grinning gilded mask. great stacks of antlers and a mound of mouldy hides	forgotten kings, iron armour corroded half to dust, arguing as to who has precedence in cutting off your head.
6	grandiose histories carved into the walls, obsessive, speculative genealogies and misattributed floods	a chest of ancient currency; tiny copper tools and weapons. a lacquered library of rotten scrolls	a warring emperor, sealed in a silver suit. plots against the spiders and cave crickets that infiltrate their domain
7	stacked headstones, piles of charred skulls. mass graves jumbled full of bones	melted rings and blackened jewels. beds, straw and velvet both, hastily interred while still occupied	an apparition of crickets, one true bug for every dozen empty husks, the whole haunted by pestilential spirits
8	elaborate frescoes mural the walls, of themes more recognisable to the modern eye	snuff boxes and moth-bitten purses, spectacles and flimsy ceremonial weapons	gentrified skeletons bemoan the turpitude of the modern age, call down stone gendarmes to deal with trespassers and teens
9	tasteful stone enclaves hold shy the curious dead. rows of urns carved into the rock	on every corpse a purse of two tin coins, some with earrings or other things of sentiment	old dried souls shamble in idle confusion. when bumped will turn and press you, hungrily, for news of their lost life
10+	corpses laid out for their year before cremation. nameplates box in the ash of those burnt	a tastefully disguised closet, chemicals and tools for cleaning and preserving	a lone soul wanders among these newest corpses, little gibbets of flesh in their teeth, insisting that they aren't yet dead