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Job
- Accountant
- Schoolteacher
- Nurse
- State trooper
- Investment banker
- Homeless guy
- Groundskeeper
- Security guard
- Factory worker
- Sysadmin
- Trust-fund kid
- Hotelier
- God told them to punish sinners
- Must kill everyone who looks like Mom
- Victims were alien doppelgangers
- Everyone else is just so fucking stupid
- Finds murder sexually gratifying
- Liberate victims from prison of flesh
- Torment one specific detective
- Ascend into terrifying new form
- Protect family from dangerous world
- Curious what makes people tick
- Inherits fortune from one murder, all others red herrings
- Radical nihilism
- Facially mutilated
- Morbidly obese
- Pale and emaciated
- Lovable grandparent
- Ruggedly handsome
- Sallow and thinly moustached
- Grotesquely muscular
- Acne and greasy ponytail
- Middle-aged, balding
- Bearded and tattooed
- Wall-eyed, slack-jawed
- Utterly forgettable
- Teenage runaways
- Elderly retirees
- Petty criminals
- Migrant workers
- Happy families
- Regular churchgoers
- Drug addicts
- Abusive parents
- Mildly rude people
- Friendless shut-ins
- Aspiring actors
- Other serial killers
- Hook hand
- Chainsaw
- Icepick
- Garrote
- Shotgun
- Garden shears
- Pitchfork
- Claw hammer
- Nailgun
- Tomahawk
- Straight razor
- Snake venom
- Sends coded letters to newspapers
- Murder locations make symbol on map
- Sequence of murders dictated by mythology
- Cooks and eats victims' flesh
- Preserves victims' eyes in glass jars
- Makes clothes out of human skin
- Keeps hostages alive for weeks
- Leaves deadly traps for pursuers
- Carves symbols into victims' flesh
- Releases abductees in woods, hunts them
- Leaves some victims alive but mutilated
- Makes victims choose between hideous fates
- Has cancer, will eventually just die
- Haunted by ghosts of victims
- Alternate personality has no knowledge of crimes
- Terrified of cats, won't enter a house with a cat in it
- Strength waxes and wanes with moon
- Flagellates self in penance after each murder
- Believes self already dead
- Believes self literally unstoppable
- Can't stand being looked at
- Must befriend victims before killing them
- Addicted to opiates
- Blind
Assistant
- Story-hungry tabloid reporter
- Coterie of brainwashed cultists
- Doting mom who treats them as baby
- Nerd consumed with unrequited love
- Copycat killer who provides alibis
- Retired murderer turned mentor
- Psychiatrist convinced of their innocence
- Cop who thinks victims deserve it
- Teen who finds murder amazingly cool
- Bored millionaire who funds murder as hobby
- Invisible friend with strange knowledge
- Vicious hunting dog
Lair
- Backwoods cabin
- Slum apartment
- Suburban home
- Storm drain
- Fallout shelter
- Fishing boat
- Natural cavern
- Abandoned mansion
- Abandoned factory
- Abandoned carnival
- Abandoned warehouse
- Inside someone's walls
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