Yoon-Suin Market Generator

Each market has a location and is open at a certain time of day.

Location

1. Along a main street, stalling traffic
2. An intricate maze of back alleys
3. The rooftops of private homes
4. Hundreds of small wooden boats
5. A bridge crossing the river
6. A sandbar, gone at high tide
7. A cemetery, still in use
8. A temple, before the god’s altar
9. A natural system of caves
10. The ruins of a crumbling palace

Time

1. Dawn
2. Morning
3. Afternoon
4. Dusk
5. Night
6. All hours

Each market contains a number of submarkets. I'm calling these 'streets' - I don't have a better name for them.

Each street sells either mundane goods or luxury goods. A small market will have one mundane street, a medium-sized one will have 1d3 mundane streets and one luxury street, a large market will have 1d3 mundane streets and 1d3 luxury streets.

For mundane streets, roll 1d20 on the goods table. For luxury streets, roll 1d20+10. This basically gives you two tables with an overlapping set of entries.

The Epicormic Zone

The bombs were pregnant with flame-resistant seed, designed to bloom under conditions of intense heat. After the inferno came the season of regrowth. Roots bored through shattered concrete to find purchase in soil. Flowers strangled the ruined city. They do not bear fruit - the refugees go hungry.

Encounters

1. Aristocrats of the old regime distracting themselves from hunger with an orgy.
2. Bee witch. Stooped beneath the weight of the hives mounted on her back.
3. Man dressed as superhero looking for pound of hidden hashish.
4. Children riding a friendly elephant, looking for her husband.
5. Policeman disguised as scarecrow. Follows you around, freezes if spotted.
6. Pruners with secateurs and dried-ear necklaces trying to make everything less confusing.
7. Swarm of startled bats with tiny bombs attached to their collars.
8. Rubble-clearing slaves overseen by fat man with flammenwerfer.
9. Wild police dogs. Feral and starving but will obey anyone in a helmet.
10. Garlanded pagans seeking volunteers to be sacrificed. Men have hammers, women sickles.

Locations

1. Crashed B-52 with skeleton in cockpit, unexploded bombs still in hold.
2. Refugee camp in underground train station. Entrance marked by flowers.
3. Observation balloon. Ivy climbs the ropes that tether it to the ground.
4. Concert hall. Still set with stage decorations for patriotic opera.
5. Old re-education school for children orphaned by the police.
6. Rail-mounted supercannon. Bouquet sprouts from barrel.
7. Penguin exhibit in empty zoo. White concrete and stagnant water.
8. Police station. Prisoner in darkest cell unsure if war's over.
9. High-domed cathedral, adopted as a sanctuary by small birds.
10. War minister's private bunker. Maps glued to every surface.

Treasures

1. Forty cans of beans. No can opener.
2. Wheelbarrow full of pre-war cash.
3. Automatic pistol. Jams one shot in three.
4. Gimp suit made from mystery plastic.
5. Damaged reels of short slapstick film.
6. Kazoo that controls bees with coded buzzing.
7. Subcritical lump of enriched uranium-235.
8. Box of lead soldiers, tiny brushes, paints.
9. 144 D-ration bars of bitter chocolate.
10. Glass tube of methamphetamine pills.

Yoon-Suin Opium Table

My players are all opium addicts. The whole plot of the campaign is just them doing crimes to get more opium. There's already a table in the book for what happens when you smoke opium, but I wanted the effects to have a larger game impact and be more likely to be bad. Hence this. Probably a few ways you could use it.

EFFECTS

	GOOD	BAD
1	Nothing happens.	Nothing happens.
2	Jittery. Your nerves are on fire and everything makes you flinch. +2 dodge bonus to AC.	Lethargic. You can’t keep your eyes open and everything seems to move in slow motion. -2 AC.
3	Furious. You are filled with a terrible hatred of all living things. +2 to attack rolls.	Peaceful. You are filled with a great love for all living things. -2 to attack rolls.
4	Alert. You can see every detail of everything. +1 to critical hit range.	Vague. The world is a blur to you. +1 to fumble range.
5	Dulled pain reception. You can’t feel anything. 1d8 temp hit points, lost when opium wears off.	Heightened pain reception. You feel everything, way too much. Take +1 damage from all attacks.
6	Competent. You feel like you can do anything. +2 to all skill checks.	Forgetful. You can’t remember how anything works. -2 to all skill checks.
7	Mildly precognitive. Always go first in combat.	Melancholy. Don’t care if you live or die. Always go last in combat.
8	Paranoid. They’re all out to get you. You can’t be ambushed or taken by surprise.	Echolalia. You can’t stay silent unless gagged.
9	Friendly. Everyone is great. People you meet for the first time will like you and want to do favours for you.	Dry mouth. You need to drink something every fifteen minutes or you stop being able to talk.
10	You can understand all languages and can make a Wisdom save to determine if someone is lying.	You forget how to read and automatically believe anything you’re told unless you make a Wisdom save.
11	Gold smells like cinnamon to you. You will always know if there’s any in the vicinity, unless it’s actual cinnamon.	Your digestive system rebels against you. Take 1d6 damage from gut cramp whenever you eat.
12	You gain an unseen servant, as per the spell, that can’t attack but otherwise does your bidding.	Whenever you take damage, make a Wisdom save or be paralysed with laughter for one round.
13	Fire doesn’t hurt you, but tickles immensely.	Pure water burns you like acid.
14	You can see, and speak to, the ghost of anyone who has died in the last day.	All animals that see you feel compelled to harass you.
15	Your features flow like liquid. Once an hour you can make a Wisdom save to look like anyone you want to look like.	You must be outside, breathing the fresh air. You can’t stay in any enclosed space unless you make a Wisdom save.
16	You enter a creative trance and write an excellent poem, which can be sold to a journal or traded to a noble for a favour.	Music sounds so beautiful to you that you are immobilised with delight so long as you can hear anyone playing it, unless you make a Wisdom save.
17	A vision shows you victory. Can be cashed in by player to critically succeed on any roll.	A vision shows you defeat. Can be cashed in by DM to make player critically fail any roll.
18	A demon comes to you in a vision and offers you a bargain.	You blunder into the dream-realm of a minor deity and are now obliged to placate it.
19	A vision shows you a dangerous place where treasure is hidden.	You dream of thieves and awake to find d100 gp missing from your purse.
20	A vision resolves something that’s been bothering you. You can ask the DM a question and they will give you a helpful answer.	You are now addicted to opium.

VISIONS

1	You wrestle	A beautiful courtesan	In a tranquil garden
2	You ride on the back of	A pustulent leper	In an endless library
3	You play chess with	A colossal worm	In a cave of jewels
4	You make love to	A ferocious tiger	In a palace of glass
5	You are chased by	A swarm of beetles	In a tropical jungle
6	You are eaten by	A chattering monkey	In a burning city
7	You debate philosophy with	A rotting corpse	In a lifeless desert
8	You get married to	A bronze statue	On a sinking ship
9	You eat dinner with	Your best friend	Atop a high mountain
10	You are told secrets by	Your worst enemy	Atop a thundercloud

HOW ADDICTION WORKS

Whenever you rest, if you didn’t smoke any opium that day, roll on the withdrawal table.

1. Nothing.
2. Can’t regain HP until the next time you smoke opium. If you already have this, take 1d6 damage.
3. -4 to random stat until the next time you smoke opium.
4. Roll on the bad effects table. Effect lasts until the next time you smoke opium.
5. Monkey demon follows you around harassing you until the next time you smoke opium.
6. You are no longer addicted to opium.

Hyperaustralis

This stretch of Hyperaustralis is an ice age Australia grating painfully up against the mystical Altai mountains. Chinese heroes wander through the region on their way to Shangri La and death. Mongolian peasants smile and grumble against the impossible cold. Caravans pass through and herbalists scour the land for duyao, rare and powerful ingredients in sacred medicine. The indigenes of Australia do their best to leave the place the hell alone; they understand that this is not a place for mortal arrogance.

Frozen Rainforest

The forest has three layers, each of which can be traversed. The branches of the eucalypts support a sheet of ice, thick enough to support a person's weight, a dripping glass ceiling suspended above the forest below. A layer of heavy moss carpets the tangled mass of roots and vines and broken branches that is the forest floor. Beneath the moss, wombat warrens and gullies cut twisting paths through the rootmass. 

The ground here is almost as great a danger as the denizens. Ice will crack, snow will slide away, wet moss will hide the fragility of the branches below. If you want to you could map the terrain of an encounter as a 10x10 grid, scattered with 3d4 loose, 2d4 weak, and 1d4 fragile sections of ground. A horsecart will break fragile ground, heavily armoured people fall through weak ground, heavy set people will break loose ground. Running, jumping, falling or getting thrown around upgrades your weight class; you move slow as hell or risk losing a foot, maybe dropping straight through.

	Flora and Fauna	Horrible Danger	People	Duyao
1	Moss Frozen toads A tawny frogmouth	Gu zheng spider - legs stretched over the arboreal web like it’s playing a gu zheng. Plucking strands shakes free icicles to drop on those below. Use the dangerous ground generator to find out where the icicles are	Well-meaning, gullible young shaman wants to commune with an animal/forest spirit to find out what's wrong with the bush. Has no idea what the appropriate etiquette is	Frozen green tree frog
2	Bracken Bumbling echidna Flittering waxeyes	Leaf curling spider - ground generator shows you which cylindrical bark cocoons the whole spider can push through, which are smaller traps that your legs will slip into, ready for grabbing. Generally found in mating pairs. An inseminated pedipalp is worth a small fortune as aphrodisiac	Herbalist discovered a powerful-seeming new duyao, but one of their companions was badly injured by the wildlife. They think they know where medicine can be found, as well as the rare duyao	Inseminated pedipalp
3	Staghorn Inquisitive wallabies Pair of currawong	Pit spider - makes thin web roofs over roo-sized pits. It’s surprisingly hard to climb out. The spider waits until you’re exhausted before burrowing through the wall to collect you	Caravan forced onto the delicate ice-path above the trees by an enraged ’thunder bird’,a dromornis. The leader of the caravan is, quite unwittingly, wearing a cap decorated with the feathers of the bird’s mate	Beech nuts
4	Lichen Ghost moths Black cockatoos	Pygmy possum den. Once you fall in, arm-length possums pour out of the exposed tunnels to gnash at you. You can't climb out, but you can bash through the snow around you to open out at even bigger pit	Crew of furriers came out to hunt the thylacoleo, have instead spent the last few days trying to get pygmy possums out their den and most just getting bitten into retreat	Witchetty grubs
5	Fallen eucalypt Little red flying foxes Unbearably loud lorikeets	A roost of flying foxes sleeps in the shadows above, guano dripping quietly down. There are three species. Little reds eat flowers, impart a rash. Black foxes eat bugs, cause madness. Grey-maned foxes mash people up to drink their blood. Their breathe is said to shred the lungs.	Team of loggers camped above the canopy, most pruning leaves off eucalypt branches, a few abseiling down the bald tree, logging the trunk in sections. Would value help with the work, are going to be fucked if they wake up the foxes.	Bushels of eucalypt
6	Cinnamon fungus Cicadas Kookaburra	The whole middle layer of the forest has been overgrown with wait-a-while, cut free from its surroundings and hoisted into the air by a band of tiger quolls. They're going to drop it on you. They do not have a plan for how to get you out once they've trapped you under it	Tiger quoll shaman. As smart as a dumb, hungry goblin, but surprisingly cogent when it comes to the cinnamon fungus; she can feel the threat it offers the forest, will assume you are its agent	Cicada skins

Salt Flats

Lashed by a thin, bitter wind that kicks salt into your eyes and leaves a dry taste in your mouth. From the feet of mountains out to the shallow pockets of trapped ocean, dry grasses cling to life and herds of strange animals follow strange shepherds. Though there are monasteries here, forts and towns, most people are semi-nomadic, whether trading, hunting, droving, praying or politicking.

	People	Animals	Breed Traits	Tradegoods	Secret Knowledge
1	Cook and herdsmen	Bovine	Flatulent. Enough dung to make a campfire every night. Impossible to be around after a meal	Salt and animals	Seeing of futures in fire
2	Wandering hero and sidekicks	Porcine	Inquisitive. Twitching nose can find food, water and lost friends. Loves treats	Weapons and charms	Reading of terrain
3	Shaman and attendants	Equine	Fecund. Enough milk to make a big ol' cheese wheel every week or half a ration every day. Picky about food	Incense and fabrics	Etiquette of the spirit world
4	Merchant and bodyguards	Hircine	Alert. Twitching ears prevent ambush. Hates liars	Spices and silk	Leyline navigation
5	Minor royal and hunting buddies	Canine	Friendly. Will play with children, make adults chuckle, earn you friendship in most villages. Easily distracted	Gems and wine	Language of a beast; bird, horse, goat, etc
6	Herbalist and monks	Cervine	Clean. Antibacterial saliva will help heal superficial wounds, protect against infection. Licks everything compulsively	Aphrodisiacs and rare woods	Healing. Herbal medicine

echidnas: they are in snow sometimes

not quite this because this is in canada

Kesselhaven

The first thing you see as you approach the shores of Hyperborea, the lost continent to the north of everywhere, is a dim red beacon guttering in the polar night. The flame atop the Ivory Tower - scrimshawed, soot-blackened, home to the Illuminators and the tallest building in the whaleport of Kesselhaven - never goes out. As your ship threads its way between jagged shoals and treacherous chunks of sea-ice, striving to reach safe harbour, you see smaller fires blazing in crevices of barren rock. Brass kettles, spitting and hissing. Men in leather aprons, streaked with grime and blood. Whales. By the hundreds. In varieties you've never heard of. All, expect for a few unlucky ones, dead. Long knives flaying the blubber from their corpses, carving it into strips and flinging it into the overflowing kettles. Sea wolves and piranha penguins lacerating the bloody shallows, snatching gobbets of whaleflesh and the limbs of men who stray too far from the firelight. Officers screaming, praying, cracking whips. Birds wheeling in their thousands.

The nights are long in Hyperborea and there is always a need for more heat. Whales are more plentiful than trees, more common than coal. The work of the oilmen never stops.

(Here is the rest of this post. It's in a Google doc because it was too long to put anywhere else. I am thinking of writing a setting guide to Hyperborea, the lost continent to the north of everywhere.)