Serial Killer Generator

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Job

1. Accountant
2. Schoolteacher
3. Nurse
4. State trooper
5. Investment banker
6. Homeless guy
7. Groundskeeper
8. Security guard
9. Factory worker
10. Sysadmin
11. Trust-fund kid
12. Hotelier

Motive

1. God told them to punish sinners
2. Must kill everyone who looks like Mom
3. Victims were alien doppelgangers
4. Everyone else is just so fucking stupid
5. Finds murder sexually gratifying
6. Liberate victims from prison of flesh
7. Torment one specific detective
8. Ascend into terrifying new form
9. Protect family from dangerous world
10. Curious what makes people tick
11. Inherits fortune from one murder, all others red herrings
12. Radical nihilism

Appearance

1. Facially mutilated
2. Morbidly obese
3. Pale and emaciated
4. Lovable grandparent
5. Ruggedly handsome
6. Sallow and thinly moustached
7. Grotesquely muscular
8. Acne and greasy ponytail
9. Middle-aged, balding
10. Bearded and tattooed
11. Wall-eyed, slack-jawed
12. Utterly forgettable

Victims

1. Teenage runaways
2. Elderly retirees
3. Petty criminals
4. Migrant workers
5. Happy families
6. Regular churchgoers
7. Drug addicts
8. Abusive parents
9. Mildly rude people
10. Friendless shut-ins
11. Aspiring actors
12. Other serial killers

Weapon

1. Hook hand
2. Chainsaw
3. Icepick
4. Garrote
5. Shotgun
6. Garden shears
7. Pitchfork
8. Claw hammer
9. Nailgun
10. Tomahawk
11. Straight razor
12. Snake venom

Gimmick

1. Sends coded letters to newspapers
2. Murder locations make symbol on map
3. Sequence of murders dictated by mythology
4. Cooks and eats victims' flesh
5. Preserves victims' eyes in glass jars
6. Makes clothes out of human skin
7. Keeps hostages alive for weeks
8. Leaves deadly traps for pursuers
9. Carves symbols into victims' flesh
10. Releases abductees in woods, hunts them
11. Leaves some victims alive but mutilated
12. Makes victims choose between hideous fates

Weakness

1. Has cancer, will eventually just die
2. Haunted by ghosts of victims
3. Alternate personality has no knowledge of crimes
4. Terrified of cats, won't enter a house with a cat in it
5. Strength waxes and wanes with moon
6. Flagellates self in penance after each murder
7. Believes self already dead
8. Believes self literally unstoppable
9. Can't stand being looked at
10. Must befriend victims before killing them
11. Addicted to opiates
12. Blind

Assistant

1. Story-hungry tabloid reporter
2. Coterie of brainwashed cultists
3. Doting mom who treats them as baby
4. Nerd consumed with unrequited love
5. Copycat killer who provides alibis
6. Retired murderer turned mentor
7. Psychiatrist convinced of their innocence
8. Cop who thinks victims deserve it
9. Teen who finds murder amazingly cool
10. Bored millionaire who funds murder as hobby
11. Invisible friend with strange knowledge
12. Vicious hunting dog

Lair

1. Backwoods cabin
2. Slum apartment
3. Suburban home
4. Storm drain
5. Fallout shelter
6. Fishing boat
7. Natural cavern
8. Abandoned mansion
9. Abandoned factory
10. Abandoned carnival
11. Abandoned warehouse
12. Inside someone's walls