d20 Birds
- Hook bird
- Displacer kookaburra. Distracts you with copies of itself while it steals your sausages
- Skin suit sparrows. Wacky crazy inflatable arm man made of birds in a person
- Camouflage parrot. "Kraark. I am a tree. I am a tree."
- Circular owl
- Yawny mouthfrog. Yawns itself inside out to become a rubbery yellow frog thing with a mouth full of feathers
- Processor heron. Swallows snakes whole. Shits them out as other, more poisonous snakes
- Face lyrebird. Its tail is your face, saying rude things about your face
- Boxing stork. Challenges you to a stand-up boxing match
- Bowerbird
- Landlord pelican. Rents out its beak pouch to immigrant families
- Escaped fishing cormorant. Brass ring around its neck to prevent it swallowing its catch. Only eats tiny things. Cries a lot
- Humanguide. Guides humanbadgers to humans so it can feed on the scraps left behind
- Sociable hornbill. Constructing giant palace of animal shit for the immurement of the hornbill queen.
- Multitool bill. Wide range of beaks allows it to get at insects in practically any location
- Hummingbird phoenix. Dies, is reborn every ten minutes
- Detective vulture. Can't eat any corpse unless it has discovered the murderer
- Ambitious cuckoo. Tries to steal human babies and leave its eggs in the crib. Rarely succeeds
- Psyduck
- Spider in disguise
Psyduck! Ha, the possibilities of that! That could be hilarious to throw down in the middle of a hex crawl.
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