Conspiracy Generator

Conspiracy theory generator I made in Twine. Play with it. All of these are 100% real by the way.

Kaiju Generator

Base animal

1. Ape
2. Tortoise
3. Crab
4. Mantis
5. Iguana
6. Mole
7. Anglerfish
8. Spider
9. Porcupine
10. Nautilus
11. Centipede
12. Moth
13. Bat
14. Armadillo
15. Toad
16. Chameleon
17. Vulture
18. Scorpion
19. Wasp
20. Penguin

Powers

1. Extra head
2. Radioactive
3. Fire breath
4. Frost breath
5. Acid blood
6. EMP blast
7. Skin parasites
8. Shoots spikes
9. Shoots webs
10. Camouflage
11. Burrowing
12. Laser eyes
13. Summons storms
14. Knows judo
15. Sonic blast
16. Plasma claws
17. Atomic self-destruct
18. Electrified
19. Vents sound-eating fog
20. Shed-skin duplicates

Behaviour

1. Meeting up with other kaiju to fight
2. Meeting up with other kaiju to breed
3. Thinks city perfect place to lay eggs
4. Already has babies, teaching them to hunt
5. Just awoke from hibernation, cranky
6. Seeks vengeance on humans who've disturbed its home
7. Must kidnap and protect one particular human
8. Must find place to weave cocoon and metamorphose into next life-cycle phase
9. Restoring balance to nature by destroying artifacts of civilization
10. Driven mad by radio transmissions
11. Being controlled by pilot creatures that ride it
12. Aggravated on purpose by hostile power
13. Vanguard of alien invasion
14. Hungry
15. Hungry for one specific thing, i.e. plutonium
16. Thinks city is living thing, trying to communicate with it
17. Hiding in city from some greater threat
18. Wants to be worshipped as a god
19. Claiming city as its territory, marking boundaries with body fluid
20. Only wants a friend

Target city

1. Tokyo
2. Shanghai
3. Seoul
4. Kuala Lumpur
5. Honolulu
6. Sydney
7. San Francisco
8. Las Vegas
9. New York
10. Washington, DC
11. Miami
12. Rio de Janeiro
13. Buenos Aires
14. London
15. Moscow
16. Venice
17. Cairo
18. Dubai
19. Mumbai
20. Cape Town

Greg Broadmore

Bonus Kaiju

• Kaiser Kong - white ape with black Hitler moustache and spiked Prussian helmet. Grown in lab by German imperialists
• Baroqueus - a Gothic cathedral brought to life by Satanic sorcerers and given humanoid form. The skies around it flock with gargoyles
• Zozobra - a wicker giant that kidnaps children and puts them inside him. Could easily be defeated with fire, but that would kill the children
• Kushiel - an angel of God, sent to purge the city of its sins. Four arms, lidless eyes, flaming sword, thirty stories tall
• Ghostzilla - Godzilla but dead and a ghost. Intangible to buildings but not other kaiju
• Kink Kong - ape in a gimp suit